Via Bonjour belle
honestly my dad is such a freak he never says goodnight like a normal person he just says “i’ll be back” and he goes upstairs and when you ask where he is or go looking for him hes asleep and the next morning when you see him he just says “good morning im back’ like what is wrong with him
We can’t selectively numb emotion. Numb the dark and you numb the light.– Brené Brown, Daring Greatly (via thatkindofwoman)
(Source: pureblyss)Via Fuck my Haters, Fuck my Lovers
why did the semen cross the road?
because i put on the wrong sock this morning
triple layer brownie cake / cherry bliss brownie / chocolate truffle layer cake / snickers peanut butter brownie ice cream cake / surprise inside ice cream balls / chocolate filled cream puffs / brownie cookies / chocolate snickers cake / chocolate lasagna / double chocolate brownies
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